Commit Trucker Hat

Thus comes along a hat will make you live this undeniable life. This hat will make you wanna go out and mow the lawn before it rains, even if it’s not your lawn. This hat will make you wanna jump into your neighbors pool full send just because they keep reminding you how hot it is every morning but never mention to come take a dip. This hat will bring you to your senses about what you think needs to be done and what MUST be done. This hat will remind you that luck is only the residue of hard work and opportunity. I no longer take this hat off to shower, it goes with me absolutely everywhere. I have felt the call and I want to harness its full power that it holds and shine in the light that it emits into this dark world. I never knew how soul altering one could feel from a head cap but my god you are doing yourself an unjust act if you think you’ll be better off without this super saiyan esque UV blocking piece of head cloth. It’ll make you PR your commute to work, it’ll at least make you feel 365 days younger and on top of that, an absurd amount of folks will give you the finger gun approval. If this doesn’t wind up on prime minsters head by 2027 my flabber will have been gasted and my well being may not be so well as we all know it to be.

Commit Trucker Hat